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Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner

  • Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner hot sauce available from firehole.net.  Also known as Colon Cleanser hot sauce.
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Digestive problems?  Professor Phardtpounder will clean your ass out in NO TIME.  Hot going in?  That just means it's working.  Rapidly onset bubble-gut?  That means it's working.  Burning sensation upon exit?  That's means it's done working.  Honestly though, this is a tasty sauce with almost a mustardy flavor.  Not super hot, somewhere in between medium and hot.  OH, it comes in a flask bottle.  Can't beat that.


5.7oz bottle

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